Развод ми дай

Все съм чувал за оригинални предложения за брак, ама за развод за пръв път (пу-пу-пу) виждам. 

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We met when we were young 

Got married by 21

It was lots of fun 
But now I wanna get a divorce

You’re always smoking weed, and playing Nintendo Wii,

You always miss when you pee, so now I want to get a divorce.

You used to gaze into my eyes and tell me I was the best

But now you’ll stare at anything with ( ) breast 

So guess what:Now you can stare at my lawyer

Cause you’re broke broke broke broke broke 

And you snore snore snore snore snore 

And when you went to Vegas I know that you screwed this whore. 

(no I didn’t) 

You’ve been cheatin’ on me 

(I haven’t) 

So I packed up all your things 

Even your Star Wars figurines 

Cause now I wanna get a divorce 

I found porn on your laptop ( ) barely of age 

You’re always poking on girlfriends on your Facebook page 

But guess what
It turns out I can poke too 

I sleep with him and him and him 

(what) 

And him and them and her 

Your brothers Tim and Dean 

(what) 

And this basketball team 

So bye bye bye bye bye 

Don’t cry cry cry cry cry 

Don’t worry about the kids cause they are really not yours

(What, hey, is she for real, where’re we going?)